St.[G] Pat and the Irish are way out of[C] line
I'm[G] X-mas shopping and[C] really feel[D]] fine
But[D] the mall's[G] dressed in green and no red have I seen
And I'm getting[C] frantic it's[D] March seventeen,,,[G]
The Irish I'll bet have a Catholic plot
It snowed
this morning but now it is hot
The Irish have stolen all our X-mas snow
There's still almost three hundred shopping
days to go
The Fluff in the faux fur I wish she was done
she snapped up the best presents every one
My
family will miss out on their X'mas joys
If I cannot buy them the finest of toys
The presents I buy will be
trash by years end
But it doesn't matter how much money I spend
I can't stop to talk now, the year it is flying
There's
only ten months to finish my X-mas buying
Merry X-mas to you and a fine shopping season
No matter I don't
know the why or the reason
That X-masy feeling is starting to go
I hope when it's X-mas the Irish give back our
snow
